Once Eadin and Megdain reached level twenty the motion in which allowed the Weeples to take over the world was set. Well they have not quite taken over the world, yet. Some of the travels of the first Weeples were of adventure and learning; however, most were just fun trips in which they tried to trick as many newbies as they could into dying terrible deaths.

First lets go back in time to the First ever Weeple adventure. This adventure took place when Eadin was level seven and Megdain was but a young lad at the level of three. They traveled to the depths of the fearsome dungeon in Greater Faydark known to Norrath as Crushbone! This adventure was a disaster! Megdain almost lost his corpse it if was for the heroic actions taken by Eadin to slay the evil beasts! Several people have speculated as to why this adventure turned wrong. So far the leading theory is because they ate teletubbies and drank goat piss before they set off.

The Weeples never were very good at their adventures but that never stopped them from trying. The current success rate of an adventure is about one in three hundred. Even though failure is always on the horizon for the Weeples it has not diminished their pride. There pride is larger than that of a bulls scrotom sac when he has elephantitus.

After many other adventures in the lands of Greater Faydark the two lone Weeples decided it was time to travel to the distant lands of North Ro. It took longer than expected to get there because the idiot known as Megdain tried to take on dwarf skeleton when only lvl4 and got destroyed and had to run back to the docks. Anyways they were overwhelmed when they reach Freeport! For Freeport is a land of majestic guildhalls and ample breasts. What is that? You say wood elves have bigger ones, maybe your right.

Once in North Ro the two Weeples separated. Eadin went on to massively kill steal dervish cutthroats while Megdain hunted tarantulas and other nasty things until he was able to hunt crocodiles. When Megdain was lvl8 the Weeples went on yet another dangerous yet stapler type of adventure. Why a stapler? How else can one put papers together?

This mission was to the dungeon of Befallen. While Eadin was killing some skeletons Megdain went off to venture. He found a well and wanted to look down it; however, he got to close and fell down! The drop was for a massive 50 points of damage but that was not the true danger because he was on the third floor of Befallen where ghouls and icebone skeletons reside. They jumped him and raped him like he was a hurt hippo around a pack of lions. Megdain was in fear of the lost of his corpse for he swore that if his corpse was to rot he shall never play EQ again! Now you might think that Eadin would help Megdain but nope he just laughed and logged off to go eat some bagel bites. Lucky for Megdain, a group of high levels walked into befallen with there eyes set on the third level! Their leader was the magnificent level of 17. They destroyed everything in their path and led Megdain to his corpse. The Weeples where saved! Thanks be to the god of poopoo!

Once Eadin reached level 16 the Weeples decided to go on yet another adventure. They figured that since Eadin was now 16 and had the spell invisibility the two of them could explore the world. They decided to start off by exploring the lands around North Ro. You see the Weeples had never just wandered around, they would go to a specific place to hunt. So they put their powerful brains together and deduced that they should just start running.

They traveled through the cave in North Ro and entered East Commons. Now they had been to East and West Commons before as one can figure out since they went to the dungeon of Befallen in an earlier adventure; however, they had not at this point ever explored the lands.

The two Weeples quickly became bored of East Commons and zoned into West Commons. This was truly a foreign land to them for they had only just ran on the desert zone wall while traveling to Befallen. While Running around they found Kizdean Giz. Megdain, being a friendly ranger, went up to say hello to the strange NPC. Unknown to him was the fact that Mr. Giz had not had a giz in 18 months. Mr. Giz began to unleash his fury upon Megdain. It looked like the end for him but Megdain happened to be able to find the East Commons zone.

Once he had licked his wounds and zoned back into West Commons him and Eadin began once again to venture. They found the lake and where in awe. For in the depths they found a giant piranha that attacked them with the bloodthirsty thoughts of a female after catching her husband cheating on her with a goat. After enough swimming they found a zone and went in.

The zone they found was Kithicor Forest. If you have ever been there then you must know that Kithicor is a very dark and dangerous place. The Weeples decided it would be best if they traveled on the zone wall. They ran for a few minutes and once again found a zone and went in. The zone they now found was the bustling city of Rivervale. The Weeples were afraid for they knew not if this was a friendly or evil town so they decided it was best to bind. Eadin then proceeded to bind the two lost Weeples to the zone entrance.

A kind halfling in the city told the two visitors of the strange and powerful item called the squad ring. The Weeples were fascinated and wanted one. They went and spoke to the Sheriff and found out how to obtain a squad ring. They then went to the zone of Misty Thicket and killed hundreds of goblins trying to earn enough war beads to get a squad ring. After a few hours they realized how worthless a squad ring was and said f00k this town and left Misty Thicket and Rivervale once again zoning into Kithicor.

Now that they were once again in Kithicor they proceeded to follow the zone wall again and this time they found the zone of High Hold Pass. To date this is the most screwed up zone in the game as there is nothing to do here and it is nothing more than a huge maze. The two buffoons were lost in this pointless zone for nearly two hours until they once again found the zone back into Kithicor.

The Weeples had much fun on this adventure but they needed to gain some experience. Eadin continued to kill steal and whatnot in North Ro until level 20 when he went to Beholder in order to kill steal evil eyes. Megdain stayed in North Ro and Oasis kill crocodiles and whatnot until level 21 when he went to Mistmoore to hunt. The Weeples may not of realized it yet but once Eadin was to reach level 29 and be able to port they were to go on a magnificent adventure.

--Jerry Springer (Farking/Megdain Weeple)

This information has been recovered from the excerpts of the novel Z for Zachariah

So far in our story Eadin is level 29 and Megdain is only lvl26. One might ask why is Megdain so far behind Eadin? Well the answer is simple. See Eadin is a wizard and therefore kill steals for experience; however, Megdain is a ranger and has the hybrid penalty and cannot kill steal no matter how hard he tries. Megdain always wanted to join Eadin on his kill stealing adventures but his friends such as Mancubus, Cloudius, and Venlar (aka Ranadorn, also this is not the Venlaar everyone currently knows) would not allow it. Yes they did like Megdain for his grand humor but he was a ranger thus he was worthless in their kill stealing exploits.

Megdain understood and did not hold this against Eadin and once Eadin gained the ability to port; the Weeples went on their best adventure to date. In all previous adventures it was Megdain getting the short end of the stick but now it was time for Eadin to die.

Eadin was overwhelmed with happiness when he got the ability to port. The first thing he did was run to the plat in North Ro and summoned Megdain to his side. The two cunning Weeples were able to persuade two naive newbies into following them on an adventure. Through the ages the names of the newbies have been lost but they are believed to have been a lvl3 wizzard and a lvl2 monk. The four brave men traveled to the unknown forest of Tox!

Upon arrival the newbies asked to what their purpose was in Tox. Eadin replied in his role-playing voice, We shall follow the great ranger Megdain as he will lead us to salvation! The unknowing newbies followed Megdain as he ran in circles and was constantly lost for even Megdain had never been to Tox. After awhile Megdain was able to find a rowboat in the sea and all four adventurers piled in and Megdain took the helm. He steered them around for about 10 minutes until the newbies proclaimed that this was gay and stupid. Eadin then assured them the best was to come. They then got back on land and started following Megdain as he searched for something interesting.

Eventually after enough wondering Megdain was able to find the Broken Cave! As of current time this place is the entrance to Paineel but back in the day this was a cave that led nowhere. Not known to Megdain or Eadin at this time was the fact that there was a lvl50 Necromancer guarding the Broken Cave. Upon entering the cave the necromancer killed both newbies and then began to come after the tricksters. Megdain and Eadin fled with a terror only known to an ant that is being sprayed with Raid. But alas! Eadin went link dead and died in agony. The necromancer showed no mercy and slew him while he was desperately trying to reconnect. Megdain on the other side said forget Eadin and ran far far away and camped out to get rid of agro.

After Megdain was back the newbies began to bitch with a fury only known to an acorn in a squirrels mouth. The level three wizard was going insane for if he did not get to his body within the hour he would lose five whole pieces of the amazingly powerful cloth armor. The monk was up in protest also for he had a greater lightstone on his corpse. Megdain told them not to worry for when Eadin logged back on he would port them back to Tox; however, Megdain knew that was not going to happen. For when Eadin did finally get on all he did was laugh in the face of the newbies and asked them Why so c0w?

After several minutes of laughing the newbies finally realized that this whole adventure was only a trick to waste their time. They then proclaimed that they would petition to a gm and get the two weeples banned. Megdain then explained to the newbies about how worthless and unhopeful Gms are and that they would do nothing.

The newbies then left Megdain and Eadin alone and went on with their lives. Megdain waiting in Tox forest for Eadin to return so that he could port him back. Eadin came back to the forest of Tox and looted his corpse and then ported Megdain back to North Ro. The Weeples continued to level independently of each other until their next adventure. But before their next adventure someone new would join the highly respected Weeple ranks.

--Howard Stern (Farking/Megdain Weeple)

Taken from the diary of Brain Wilson of the Beach Boys while on tour.

After the grand adventure to the lost forest of Tox the Weeples were looking for a new horizon but before their next adventure, their ranks would expand.

Eadin and Megdian went to a syphilis filled school called Heritage High School. And in this school they had a friend by the name of Fetus. He was called Fetus because he was a tiny motherfucker. He was 4 foot 2 with the head the size of a mans left testicle when he has elephantitus.

Anyways, Fetus enjoyed to play online games just as much as the Weeples. Eadin was able to coax him into buying Evequest! Fetus made his first and main character a druid and named him Triston. Now Triston was the third Weeple to start playing the game but yet he is considered the fifth Weeple. Why is he the fifth Weeple you ask? You see he whacked off too much and did not level very fast.

Fetus had a brother named Jason. His brother was although not as small as Fetus was a small guy around 5 foot 8 140lbs. Even though he was small Jason was a very scary person. Historians believe that he had a large wang although this is unproven. Jason saw Fetus playing Everquest one day and started playing. He adored the game! It was everything he ever wanted and so he played more often. His first character was a mage by the name of Euliem. Even though Triston was lvl10 when he started to play he was able to get to the coveted level of 20 long before poor Triston. Thus Euliem is written down in history as the third Weeple!

When Euliem reached lvl24 him and Triston had a serius talk. They decided that having one account for the two of them was not working so Jason went out and bought his own account and started from scratch. His new character was a wizard by the name of Eulien. Even though he started over he is still considered to be the third Weeple by Megdain and Eadin.

Now it is time to tell of a tale. When Eadin was lvl40 and Megdain 35 they went to a fabled GM event. This was the event when the undead were born in Kithicor. Up until this time Kithicor was pretty much a worthless zone so the GMs decided to add high-level undead creatures to the zone and Megdain and Eadin were there the opening night. They attempted to run around and kill stuff but sucked too much so instead they just trained mobs onto other players.

But this was a memorable night not for the undead but for the living as this was the night that Kenju was born! You see Kenju was the no life brother of a friend of Jasons. This is an excerpt from the diary of Eadin.

Now is this not interesting? Anyhow I must regretfully say that I have left out an important part of history in our never ending quest to find out the truth. The Weeples were currently members of the all powerful guild known to Norrath as the Ghost Knight Regiment. Eadin joined this guild of kill stealing asswipes when he was lvl10 and Megdain joined soon after. Also each Weeple joined in when they could.

And this night, the night of Kenjus (we shall called him Jon for some funkey brass monkey reason) birth was when he joined the guild. His first words in guild chat pinned him forever as a Weeple. He told the world I LEIK PP. Everyone in the guild said oh shit not another Weeple. Although Triston was lvl10 when Kenju started to play EQ, Kenju was able to reach lvl20 before him and thus became the fourth Weeple. A few days later Triston was able to reach lvl20 and then the fifth Weeple came into the ranks.

Eadin and Megdain now have a strong following of five Weeples. Little did they know that their was one more pure Weeple to be born and many hybrid Weeples to join the ranks.

--Ally McBeal (Farking/Megdain Weeple)

This information was obtained from the diary of Eadin along with excerpts from the books of the Bernstein Bears.